NYC Rats-Don't Fall Asleep On The Train!

ONLY IN NEW YORK IS THIS TYPE OF MESS ACCEPTABLE----ONLY IN NEW YORK!!!

True other cities have rats but no other city (to my knowledge) is KNOWN for having rats like New York. When you think of New York, two things comes to mind:  

#1 If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere

#2 New York City Subway Rats!! These things are Bad & Bold, they'll steal milk from a baby!!!

I had to live with mice up here for almost two years when I was living in Manhattan and Brooklyn. Needless to say, I've been traumatized! I now have Musophobia which is the fear of mice and/or rats and it's serious y'all! Just ask my friends!!

Nowadays I can't even watch them on T.V....back in the day I used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Splinter didn't bother me, Stuart Little...with ease, no problem...but now...honey chile....I couldn't even watch Ratatouille...they just looked to darn real! I'm always jumpy now....I completely melt down when I see those bastards, I start to cry, I start shaking, I get chills, my body just cringes when I see those disgusting things!! They're EVERYWHERE I go, in the streets, on the subway tracts, now as you can see they are also on the trains, and they are even at my job! THANK GOD THEY ARE NOT IN MY APT!!! I've been blessed with this apt....honey, a peace of mind is PRICELESS!!

Now I don't hate all mice...I love Mickey Mouse (my favorite Disney character) and my stuff animal Gizmo...I call her Gizzy for short (I've had her since childhood)!

New Yorkers will laugh at you if you tell them that you are afraid of mice/rats, they just say, "hey, it's New York." Well to all my NYC Rats....YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS!!!

I refuse to deal with that....before I get used to rats crawling on me while I sleep on the train....I will take my southern butt back to where I belong....DUECES!!

Yogi don't play that!!